Nothing is more American than getting thrown to the ground by a wild animal

Landing hard on American soil. 

America, meet my face hole. 

I challenge you to find something French in this photo.

Any of you other countries want to tackle this horse with your bare hands?

Happy Birthday, America. 

Hold on cowboy, this ain't my first rodeo.

I've got some video to go with these photos.  Just gotta put it together.  I hope everyone enjoyed being American today.  I did.